just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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