Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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