You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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