Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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