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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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