Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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