Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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