Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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