dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
babies were throwing up all over the place
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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