Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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