I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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