Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
no. you can't hotbox the world.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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