Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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