I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so explain again why im purple
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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