she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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