Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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