its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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