i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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