Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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