That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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