i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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