Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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