Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
