I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We left the knife in your bed.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
