Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
