turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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