he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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