what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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