i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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