dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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