i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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