your thong is hanging out like whoa
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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