This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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