Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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