Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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