i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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Wipe that smile off your face.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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