YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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