no. you can't hotbox the world.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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