I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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