i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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I invented them. Come on over!
Massage chairs: for those too full of shame to buy a vibrator.
It'd be fucking hilarious if a guy sent this
They aren't thaat great haha
Wat if it's a girl that invented them?!?!
the first one sold on the market was supposedly invented by a David Palmer of California.
In soviet Russia, massage chair eats you out.
I trademarked the full body cock massage in Virginia! lol
"WHOMEVER". Come on...get with it.
proper grammar FTW
Well, not actually. 'Whoever' is correct.\n\nIf you're unsure whether to use 'who(ever)' or 'whom(ever)', substitute 'he' for 'who(ever)' and 'him' for 'whom(ever)'. 'Him invented massage chairs a blow job' is clearly wrong, so 'whomever' is wrong.
Sorry, copy-and-paste error. You need to look at just 'Him invented massage chairs'.
Get a Rabbit and you'll never use the chair again. You don't know what you're missing!
...While they're in a massage chair.
In a massage chair. That'd feel pretty good
were do u live i whant some of u
Wow what a shame to the 410. Well actually never mind, fits right in I guess.
Omg that's hilarious!!!
so hoo wants to talk dirty to me
Ha ha! Yes, of course! Strangers' darkest secrets are hilarious... Jackass.
WHY do you think he invented them?
That's because your a whore!
That's like trading the guy who invented odouls a heiniken. For u slow people, odouls is the massage chair and a blow job is a heiniken.
Um.... It was actually a female... Soooooo.. Yeah. Lemme know how u accomplish that
I agree; giving massages in a chair is so much easier than giving them on a table! (I'm a licensed MT, so no dirty comments!!! LOL)
Stay classy, Anne Arundel Co., stay veeeery classy.
Biff...high five!
Would you blow him on a massage chair?
...on one of those chairs.
LOL. Chairs are pretty great.
U dumb fucks, Albert dick sagging Einstein invented it. So this hoe doesn't need to give him more brain. He's smart enough
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