im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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