Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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