Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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