So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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