Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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