Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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