okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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