# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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