Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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