dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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